Let’s be honest, as an expert in your field, you have a lot of important work to do. Writing for a blog on your company’s website may not be high on your wishlist. And hey, writing is hard work. It involves sitting in front of a computer for extended periods and using your brain… but don’t worry, with a little creativity, you can avoid writing for the blog for quite a long time.
Let’s take a look at some clever responses to the request “write something for the blog”:
8 good excuses for why you can’t write anything for your company’s blog right now
Next, let’s look at some good responses for this situation.
1. “Duty Calls”
If someone asks you to write a blog post, simply say that you’re working on a time-sensitive project and don’t have the time to write it. They don’t need to know that the “time-sensitive project” actually means catching up on your favorite TV series.
2. “I’m Too Busy Innovating”
As an expert, you constantly come up with new ideas and solutions. Use this to your advantage and tell your boss that you’re too busy innovating to write a blog post. They’ll be so impressed by your creativity that they’ll forget about the whole article. It might also be a good idea to have a few ideas in your back pocket, such as Greek yogurt that can be eaten in space, which you’re currently working on.
3. “The Cat Ate My Laptop”
Ah, the classic excuse that never fails. If you’re not in the mood for writing, blame it on your pet. It’s a win-win situation where you don’t have to write, and your cat gets to be the star of the show. Don’t have a cat? It might be a good time to get one, or alternatively, come up with another excuse, as you may quickly get entangled in a web of lies if you claim to own a cat.
4. “I’m Not Feeling Particularly Creative Today”
Writing requires a certain level of creativity, and it’s not always there every day. Sometimes, it’s absent for several days in a row. If someone asks you to write a blog post, simply say that you don’t feel particularly inspired and that creativity can’t be forced. Be prepared to get back to this discussion in a week or so.
5. “I’m Not a Writer”
This is a classic excuse, but it holds some truth. Just because you’re an expert in your field doesn’t mean you’re a natural writer. If someone asks you to write a blog post, be honest and say that you don’t feel comfortable doing it. They’ll appreciate your honesty and may even offer someone else to write the article. Be cautious, though, as you might end up as a co-writer for the blog post, so tread carefully!
6. “I Don’t Want to Give Too Much Information to Competitors”
This is a good choice as it shows loyalty to your employer and saves you from doing extra work. However, be prepared to answer a few follow-up questions, such as “What do you mean?” or “Did you even listen to what I asked?” This excuse may lead to a debate on whether your reason is sufficient, so it’s recommended to combine it with the impression that you’re busy.
7. “I’ll Do It When I Have Time (But I’ll Never Do It)”
This wisdom is learned, at the latest, as a parent of young children, but it applies here too. Simply respond to the request by saying that you’ll do it later. The goal is to survive for about six months until everyone eventually forgets about the blog post. However, be prepared with a few good excuses if someone asks about your progress. We’ll delve into these subcategories of excuses in the next part of the article series. (editors note: It will be done when there’s time)
8. “It’s a Waste of Time Because No One Reads It Anyway”
You feel that your time is better spent on tasks that actually pay off. This is a good option because no one can say for sure whether anyone will actually read the article. However, keep in mind that this response may lead to a discussion that may involve sympathy and other emotions that you need to suppress.
Summary
In summary, there are many ways to avoid writing for a blog in a technology company. However, remember that writing can be a valuable skill, so don’t completely avoid it. You never know, you might even discover a hidden talent for writing and become the star blogger of your company.
Now you might be thinking, isn’t the author of this article preaching about something they themselves failed at? But don’t worry, artificial intelligence did most of the heavy lifting.
Good luck with avoiding writing the blog!
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